Dating disaster blogs
Determined not to pay to find love, I joined OKCupid also known as OKStupid. Pretty much it’s a place to find a partner with no job.This was the site for me back in 2010, full of artistic types who were misfits, dreamers and do-gooders like me. But hey if you wanna be a sugar momma or sugar daddy, more power to you!I think everyone has a friend like Ollie – the sort of guy who would do anything for you, but is as thick as two short planks!No matter what the situation the boys get themselves into, you can guarantee that Ollie will always say or do the wrong thing to make things even worse.Talk about a way to boost your online dating self-esteem!I joined e Harmony, certain that there was someone better suited as it was the serious dating site for marriage and monogamy.I met a man who made a wonderful friend but we would fight about having children all the time, it was like a loud broken record and eventually was a deal breaker. But FYI there’s always those sex dolls that are becoming very life-like and it’s pretty much the same thing for less money. Like a bad zombie movie, I went back to dating in real life -- even going beyond my self-imposed dating limits (no one shorter than me and at almost 5’8 my limit is 5’10 because of heels).
At one point he was telling a story of how his sister called him up late one night in tears, crying that she simply couldn’t kill off one of the characters they had created because she had simply grown too attached.
First I tried My Space and would hack around the system to block it at The Times Herald, getting yelled at repeatedly for doing so but finding the fun of hacking and messaging too tempting to resist.
That was a dating disaster as that guy turned out to be bipolar and schizophrenic.
I said when you have a successful blog, you can tell me how to take photographs. He showed me the Mecca of dating apps out there and the stereotypes attached: Bumble for i Phone (I’m a Samsung gal for photo quality purposes) but hear it’s female friendly from many people who enjoy it; Tinder, the hookup app spawned from the gay hookup app Grindr, and Coffee Meets Bagel, also a female-friendly app where if you choose each other, then you talk -- no one million messages to ignore.
On CMB, I met a surgeon who later showed me an X-ray of a person with a light bulb up their butt.
With more female readers of my books than male, Kelly is my one chance at proving that I had some knowledge of the female mind (although my wife would argue even that is pretty limited! But Kelly is crucial to the book, because without her it would simply be Dan listening to a bunch of bad advice from his mates.